Captain Woody

Having been persuaded to turn his awesome powers of destruction to good, Lucien is our team's artillery and explosives expert. Working brilliantly with whatever materials he has on hand, Lucien can tear apart happy state after happy state. We set our Lucien on our victim countries and watch the chaos reign! Separation, secession, it's all fun and games for our one-legged paratrooper!


Look out, *United* States of America!

Captain Woody comes complete with:

  • a personality cult
  • the ghost of René Lévesque
  • a neverendum referendum
  • fifteen kilograms of plastique

 

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Comrade Bonhomme


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