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Group
Socializing Hand Gestures:
For Anthropological Recognition of Familiar Group Members
In
order to promote cohesion in the ranks, we advocate bonding
through shared experiences. Just as everyone is familiar
with the "Westside" and "Eastside"
symbols employed by L.A. and New York citizens, so too
will the world come to recognize the "Northside"
gesture.
Gesture
#1: For comrades
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Create:
Fold your third and forth fingers against your palm.
Tuck in your opposable thumb. Extend your index
finger and pinky! You've done it! Look fierce and
shout "Northsiiiide!"
Note:
Use this only with fellow Canadians! Many will notice
the symbol is based not only on the "N"
for North, but also the hand configuration we require
of our soldiers while doing push-ups. No namby-pambies
in our organization!
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Gesture
#2: For outsiders
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Create:
Take the "Northside!" gesture you just
completed and turn your hand so your palm faces
the recipient.
Note:
Use only with those you intend to insult. The powerful
disrespect of the gesture should be utilized only
when necessary.
Special
Note: Careful kids! Not to be confused with Spiderman's
web-spinning gesture. Bend your hand too far back,
making your wrist prominent and you've ruined the
big diss - making yourself look silly!
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