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Our
own Canuck Mata Hari, Alexa uses her feminine wiles to
manipulate foreign governments into capitulating to Canadian
demands. Girl power and lethal force wrapped into a neat
little package, Alexa's specialities are her extensive
knowledge of exotic poisons, and her superior ability
to lodge an axe in her opponent's brain. Alexa shows great
concern for the unfortunates of the world and is always
ready to introduce them to Canadian social services --
those degenerates unlucky enough to not be Canadian citizens
are sent to do productive work in our salt mines, donut
shops, and asbestos factories. Nobody dares defy our Alexa
-- with her mighty axe and steely stare -- she puts the
"chick" in World Domination!
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